jupiter235:

rrdcooc:

karalora:

altruistic-skittles:

catnibbleism:

randomslasher:

tsscat:

kingwildex:

I’m at 5 what about you?

Everyone who is Jewish or Muslim gets to ignore the pork thing though.

24

42 oof

4, but if the onions are thoroughly cooked I can eat them, so 3

I got 7, I think? I’m a little fuzzy on the parameters of “don’t eat.” Like…not ever? Does it have to be active refusal or does a preference for an alternative suffice? I’ve had iced mocha a few times, but I don’t drink coffee as a regular thing. I love peanut butter, but haven’t had it in years because I developed an allergy that might still be active. I’ve never had oysters and have no plans to eat any because who do I look like, Jeff Bezos?, that shit’s expensive…but maybe I would if they were offered.

The test is too poorly defined. I’m sending it back for refinement.

I got 6, and some of the things were, “I’ve never tried it and don’t have any particular desire to. I’m certainly not going to PAY to try it.”

18. If there were no seafood on this list at all, that number would be a lot lower.

1 - because liver makes me gag.

everystarstorm:

hope-and-haldol:

solarcat:

tfautobotsrollout:

ride-thewave:

she-a-mystic:

gothicincarnate:

sortableroseanimations:

sortableroseanimations:

whitewolfpharaoh:

datesanddamian:

thomasthetwinkengine:

blo:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

I would like and could use a small miracle

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

I need a miracle

I would love a miracle

I would take a very small miracle. Just a little something nice.

Last time I reblogged this, I got my future service dog!

No way I just checked my email and apparently I wasn’t finished getting paid for last month and another $112 just got deposited in my account.

Run out of cider, moved to “spent a year in my fridge” prosecco.

Don’t believe the folks who say glasses are mandatory, it is easier to toast things with a bottle.

Still have some green vodka somewhere.

The only reason why I am not a functional alcoholic is the fact that I am a cheap bastard.

Also, these ciders have some effed up cans and I may or may not have spilled some on me twice.

ten-thousand-leaves:

Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.

- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.

- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.

- The fic is about your OTP,  it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.

- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.

 - Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.

- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.

- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing. 

- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.

Expanding the last point - not only it is their only work, they do not have any favourites.